erm ok anon, ok.
under a cut because i’m pretty sure most people don’t care.
- louis never talks about eleanor unless prompted. i think the one time he said her name is when he was asked ‘what’s her name’ in the french interview (as harry sat besides him giggling).
- he forgets about her (i.e. remember that hilarious canadian interview where the boys are asked what they would do if they had one more day to live and louis doesn’t mention eleanor once, and then right after liam says ‘i’d spend time with my girlfriend.’ yeah, that was funny.)
- the way they walk next to each other. seriously, it always consists of them either walking completely separately, or louis dragging eleanor along.
- highly, highly publicized relationship
- they have no clue when their anniversary is
- eleanor has had her twitter since january, louis only alluded to it in…march??? he actually had no idea she had a twitter because after some larry rumors (i forget which ones, it’s a blur by now) tweeted “MISS YOU XXX” and only later, when he found out she had a twitter, made a new tweet “MISS YOU @eleanorcalder XX
- intimacy?! WAT’S DAT?!
- SICKINGLY FAKE SMILES
- eleanor doesn’t feel threatened by larry. honestly, she really should feel extremely threatened by the way her ‘boyfriend’ interacts with harry. i mean, shouldn’t you be at least a little put off by your boyfriend’s lovebites? no? no? ok
- rumor that harry and i are going skiing together? LET ME JUST GO POST A PICTURE OF ME AND ELEANOR.
- why don’t i just rANDOMLY post a picture of my pajama drawer. OH LOOK, what a coincidence. an “i love louis” shirt on the top
(and also, isn’t it strange how liam jumps in right away, but he almost needs reassurance on what he should say?)
- harry kisses me on stage? “MISS YOU @eleanorcalder :(“
- the fact that louis and harry couldn’t stand to be apart for 3 days, yet louis is fine going months without seeing eleanor.
- i’m tired so i’m going to stop here, but yeah…