Listen to me ramble about Harry Styles, one of the most perfect human beings in the world, and constantly occasionally bring up Larry Stylinson while doing so.

DISCLAIMER: None of what I say is fact. This post is not meant to be offending or derogatory; I simply want to bring up some points. What his sexuality is or is not really doesn’t matter, but nevertheless it is relevant.

Ok so basically I’ve had this post as a draft for about 4905382409 years, but err, I’m going to revive it, because there have been some new developments in the field of harry’s sexuality. (i major in analyzing things which really don’t matter).

First of all, let’s start off by making it clear that Harry has always been known to love and charm women. That’s just a simple fact. All of the guys, at some point, have attested to Harry’s remarkable ability to flirt with women, and Harry himself has made it clear that he likes women.

Now that we have that sorted out, let’s move on to some points which are more interesting. In a Swedish interview, Harry said “Ah, okej. Jag kan spela dubbelt, det ar okej for mig,” and since we’ve all studied swedish, we know what that means.

Interviewer: All the famous boysband have a member who are gay. (Westlife, Backstreet boys, Boyzone, NSync) Who are most likely to come out in One Direction?

Zayn: Louis are the most camp. (They boys agree)

Liam: But we don’t say you are gay, just that you are most likely to come out.

Harry: Oh okay, I can play double, its okay for me.

“What do you look for in a girl?”

“I think someone that’s funny. Someone who’s a nice person. And has a nice smile…something like that.”

Hey, Louis is funny, and nice, and has an amazing smile.

“What do you look for in a girlfriend?”

“Nice person with a good sense of humour, nice smile, and a nice bum!”

Refraining from once again inserting a comment about Louis’s amazing sense of humour, gorgeous smile, and shapely ass. Also I’m not going to remind you that a while ago Harry gave an entire speech about how Louis is always hilarious because of his perfect timing.

“What qualities do you look for in a girlfriend?”

“I just like people that are friendly, that you can get along with easily. I think that if you’re supposed to get on with someone, it’s easier to get on with them if you don’t have to put much effort to get along and make conversation. If it’s right it just kind of happens.

I think this one is the most obvious gender ambiguous one because Harry makes it veryclear that he’s just looking for someone he gets along with. This sounds pretty pansexual to me, but idk.

 i’m totally not going to mention the fact that Harry claimed to have “gotten on well” with Caroline before he began dating her, and now he claims that he and Louis “get on well.”

Here we go again with the complete gender neutrality.

EDIT 1:

And a new one:

“Is it hard to meet girls who take you as a real person, not a pop star?”

EDIT 2: Another new one:

w o w

For this next one I don’t have a GIF, but go to this interview here, around 3:28.

“What’s the one thing you look for in a potential girlfriend?”

“I think just someone who has a good sense of humor. And like, if you can hold a conversation with him, that kind of helps.”

Again he answers a gender specific question with gender neutrality.

Okay, from all of these instances I think we can conclude that Harry makes an active effort to keep his ideal romantic interest gender-neutral. There’s really no way that it can be a coincidence, because the interviewers essentially set up the questions to be answered as “I like a girl who…,” yet Harry always changes the feminine pronoun to an ambiguous gender. This is a conscious effort on his part.

People tend to repeat back the language that they are given, yet despite being fed questions dealing with feminine pronouns, Harry consistently speaks in gender neutral terms. This is deliberate. 

Finally, we get to the last part: Harry’s support of the gay community. Let me first of all say that this in no way makes him gay. This just makes him inspirational and more perfect than he already is.

Firstly he has his wonderful “Love is Equal” shirt, which was created by a company to support gay rights, and he also went to a gay nightclub, Le Bain, on March 22nd.

Neither of these really tell us anything in particular, but along with everything else, I’d shy away from making any assumptions about his sexuality.

Harry might be straight, he might be bi, he might be pansexual, we can really never know until he tells us, if he ever does. BUT, what we do know is that he has placed some very strong hints our way showing that his sexuality is not clean cut as the media makes it out to be.

EDIT: I haven’t looked at this post in a while, and I think there’s something to be said about his “i can’t change” tattoo. But I don’t really want to get into it; I’m just including it as something to be aware of.